The WebPage of Me

My name is not submittable to the court due to involvement in a case currently being tried in this same courtroom

My address is: take a flying leap out of a 10 story window because Both you and I know you don't give a #u(% where I live

What I do:

I am a college student. College is fun. I program in Assembly, BASIC, and C language. I like Assembly. I enjoy programming games and lots o' other stuff.

Interests

computer programming
electronics
video games
computers
Robots (see Rich's link below!)

Employment

Maintenance I worked at a guys house doing miscellaneous manual labor. It sucked. I fenced 50 acres, fixed his road, babysitted his kids, and all sorts of other stuff.

Computer tutor Need help getting something installed, fix, or want to know how to use a program? Email Me and I'll help for a small fee

WebPage Design I design webpages. Once again, Email Me for rates. I can do inline graphics, frames, tables, inline MIDI and WAV files, and just about anything you need for a webpage. Need a Java or CGI program? No problem, I do that too

Goals

Hardware research, development, and driver coding
3d game programming

My Favorite sites

This page was designed by me

I was bored
I had homework to do, but thats no fun
So I made the page.

Interested in contacting me?

Contact me at (why would you want to?) or click Here to email me!

Here are some friends pages:

A friend

Ok, so I lied. There is one friends page. Ok, so I lied again. Its not even a freind. I did make that page though. Cheesy and easy, only a few minutes of my precious time.

Can you imagine working at the following Company?

It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up? It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You can download the level editor for Oshit II from this page. This is a level editor for a game I programmed for an old computer. Download LevelEditor.

Osites was one of a few who tested the game for me. He's set up a page with a bit about the game HERE

If I don't get 500 levels submitted, no game. I will continue development on the GS version for my own personal satisfaction. I stopped reading the computer discussion groups because they give me a headache (no signs of withdrawl yet!) If the users of a computer don't contribute to it's software, the software is not worth using. If you want to play the game mentioned at the above link, download the level editor and make a few levels. The editor is extremely easy to use. The game is simple but fun and very addictive. Any levels created with the above editor will work with the GS version of the game.